OP\'s kaiju RNGdroppies

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Giant Cockroach! Your village gets together and crushes it! mirech and reykho have received Carapace Armor! Terri stops by to toss a Carapace Armor to Konata for doing a total of 2688 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Carapace Walls! Total attacks - mikoanime - 34 (11 Tsuki), reykho - 30 (9 Tsuki), RazorHog - 15, Konata - 14, Korath - 12, Tremir - 10, LordLut - 5, Lazarus - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated EvilTaxi! The Taxi screams off into the night, delivering another soul to the Great Drift Mountain in the sky! mirech and Zanzarah have received Tire Tracks! Terri stops by to toss a Tire Tracks to Konata for doing a total of 5583 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Wasteland Highway! Total attacks - LordLut - 59 (18 Tsuki), Konata - 29, RazorHog - 25, Zanzarah - 24, Tremir - 20, Megamatt - 20 (3 Tsuki), Korath - 19, KuRin - 14, skuhweer - 8, Dawn666 - 6, haniwaman - 5, Natani - 4, DWing - 4, Cuervo - 2.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Console Elitists! You beat them with your handheld games of awesome! mirech and Arioch have received Money Printer! Terri stops by to toss a Money Printer to Konata for doing a total of 4888 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Fun Club Memberships! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Konata - 30 (1 Tsuki), Megamatt - 26 (1 Tsuki), Korath - 22, Tremir - 20, KuRin - 15, Arioch - 10, LordLut - 10, DWing - 4, Ruffy - 2, manson - 1, Cuervo - 1, Lazarus - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Drift Racers! You countersteer their overdrift, or something - success! mirech and Tremir have received Late-Night Snack! Terri stops by to toss a Late-Night Snack to LordLut for doing a total of 2565 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Tofu Shop! Total attacks - LordLut - 33 (9 Tsuki), RazorHog - 15, Arioch - 10, Tremir - 10, DWing - 7, Megamatt - 5, KuRin - 2, Lazarus - 1, skuhweer - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Dakralai! The Dakralai sinks into the floorboards, laughing evilly! mirech and Megamatt have received Hacksaw! Terri stops by to toss a Hacksaw to Konata for doing a total of 3111 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Needle Pits! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Konata - 17, Megamatt - 16 (1 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 14, Korath - 14, LordLut - 13, TypeSet - 13, Tremir - 12, RazorHog - 11, KuRin - 6, Dawn666 - 3.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Jkeezer! You break free of their random-number grip and escape! mirech and KuRin have received Helix Tattoo! Terri stops by to toss a Helix Tattoo to Konata for doing a total of 3541 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Broadcast Tower! Total attacks - mirech - 6, Zanzarah - 16, Konata - 15, RazorHog - 13, TypeSet - 12, ModelP - 11, KuRin - 11, LordLut - 11, Tremir - 10, Arioch - 9, Isamu11 - 8, DWing - 7, Dawn666 - 6, Lazarus - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Celeste! The Celeste smirks and fades back into the shadows. mirech and TypeSet have received Poisoned Daggers! Terri stops by to toss a Poisoned Daggers to Konata for doing a total of 8010 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Ancient Tomes! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Zanzarah - 56 (12 Tsuki), Konata - 31, RazorHog - 26, LordLut - 21, Tremir - 20, Arioch - 18, TypeSet - 12, Dawn666 - 11, Isamu11 - 8, BlueVortex - 7, DWing - 4, Lazarus - 1, ModelP -

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated AgentBrand! You roll a shiny 5 Ryo coin out the Village gate, The AgentBrand quickly gives chase! mirech and RazorHog have received Catgirl Entourage! Terri stops by to toss a Catgirl Entourage to Konata for doing a total of 4102 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Catgirl Reservation! Total attacks - mirech - 5, Zanzarah - 14, Konata - 14, RazorHog - 13, LordLut - 13, mikoanime - 12, Tremir - 10, Arioch - 10, Dawn666 - 2, KuRin - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Drazhar! You douse it with a firehose, and it scatters to the winds! mirech and Arioch have received Firebrand! Terri stops by to toss a Firebrand to Zanzarah for doing a total of 4889 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Phoenix Roost! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Zanzarah - 28, Tremir - 20, Arioch - 18, RazorHog - 16, LordLut - 14, TypeSet - 13, ModelP - 10, Dawn666 - 10, Natani - 8, DWing - 8, Konata - 2, Lazarus - 2.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Hungry! The Hungry wanders off, looking for an all-you-can-eat buffet. mirech and Korath have received Big Mouth! Terri stops by to toss a Big Mouth to LordLut for doing a total of 5975 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Enormous Buffet! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Zanzarah - 33, mikoanime - 29 (6 Tsuki), LordLut - 25, Korath - 21, Tremir - 20, RazorHog - 11, haniwaman - 9, Dawn666 - 6, Lazarus - 1, KuRin - 1, DWing - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated McSmashy! McSmashy gets bored of your smashable villagers, and smashes his way out! mirech and RazorHog have received Huggly Teddybear! Terri stops by to toss a Huggly Teddybear to Zanzarah for doing a total of 5378 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Podcast! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Zanzarah - 39 (3 Tsuki), RazorHog - 28, LordLut - 23, Tremir - 20, Natani - 10, BlueVortex - 8, Dawn666 - 8, haniwaman - 6, Lazarus - 5, DWing - 4, KuRin - 3.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Vysaga! Vysaga, late for class, runs off! mirech and KuRin have received Student ID! Terri stops by to toss a Student ID to LordLut for doing a total of 3367 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Billy University! Total attacks - mirech - 3, Zanzarah - 16, LordLut - 13, mikoanime - 13, RazorHog - 12, KuRin - 11, Tremir - 10, skuhweer - 5, Lazarus - 5, Dawn666 - 4, Konata - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated AzoJason! AzoJason runs out of flammable liquids... mirech and LordLut have received Merchant Sigil! Terri stops by to toss a Merchant Sigil to LordLut for doing a total of 6070 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Fountain of Prosperity! Total attacks - mirech - 3, LordLut - 23, KuRin - 17, Natani - 17, RazorHog - 16, Tremir - 10, Dawn666 - 6, DWing - 3, Megamatt - 3 (1 Tsuki), Lazarus - 1.

Killed 11/29

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Millennium! Meat-pies and 'juice' for everyone! mirech and Tremir have received Dramatic Monologue! Terri stops by to toss a Dramatic Monologue to Tremir for doing a total of 2889 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Meat Grinders! Total attacks - mirech - 3, Megamatt - 46 (8 Tsuki), Tremir - 26, RazorHog - 17, KuRin - 11, Natani - 11, Dawn666 - 10, DWing - 3, haniwaman - 2, LordLut - 1, Lazarus - 1.

Killed 12/4

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Dave! Dave drives off into the night! mirech and Natani have received Driving Music! Terri stops by to toss a Driving Music to Zanzarah for doing a total of 1661 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade AC Systems! Total attacks - Megamatt - 45 (15 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 16, LordLut - 15 (2 Tsuki), Dawn666 - 11, Natani - 10, Tremir - 10, KuRin - 9, Konata - 1, haniwaman - 1, Lazarus - 1.

Killed 12/9

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Shin Goji! Shin leaves to go find more referrals! mirech and Korath have received Rocket Punch! Terri stops by to toss a Rocket Punch to Zanzarah for doing a total of 4014 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Neo-Monster Island! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Korath - 18, Zanzarah - 17, RazorHog - 16, LordLut - 15, Tremir - 13, Natani - 10, Dawn666 - 10, DWing - 2, Konata - 1, Lazarus - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated MageOhki! MageOhki chases a shiny out of the village! mirech and LordLut have received Pink Skull! Terri stops by to toss a Pink Skull to Konata for doing a total of 4379 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Skull Throne! Total attacks - mirech - 1, manson - 42 (14 Tsuki), mikoanime - 19 (2 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 17, Konata - 15, LordLut - 12, Natani - 10, Dawn666 - 2, Lazarus - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Kuraigu! He gets bored and goes to buy fuel. mirech and Zanzarah have received Kaiju Memento! Terri stops by to toss a Kaiju Memento to Konata for doing a total of 4736 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Kaiju Corpse! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Konata - 34 (9 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 17, LordLut - 12, Natani - 10, Lazarus - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Psycho Hikers! You push them off a cliff! mirech and Tremir have received Granola Camouflage! Terri stops by to toss a Granola Camouflage to Zanzarah for doing a total of 4215 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Hiking Rest Stop! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Zanzarah - 18, Natani - 11, Tremir - 10, Lazarus - 5, LordLut - 5, haniwaman - 3, Dawn666 - 3.

Killed 12/16

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Robot Monkeys! You stomp them into pieces! mirech and Zanzarah have received Monkey Cymbals! Terri stops by to toss a Monkey Cymbals to Zanzarah for doing a total of 4216 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Robot Guards! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Zanzarah - 17, Korath - 14, Natani - 10, Dawn666 - 3, DWing - 1, Lazarus - 1.

Killed 12/18

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Persocoms! You 'turn them off', which is both hilarious and effective! mirech and Korath have received Persocom! Terri stops by to toss a Persocom to Zanzarah for doing a total of 4084 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Robo-Maids! Total attacks - mirech - 1, Zanzarah - 17, Korath - 14, Natani - 10, DWing - 3, skuhweer - 1, Lazarus - 1, LordLut - 1.

Killed 12/18

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Alchemists! They try to transmute you, and it backlashes! mirech and Konata have received Red Water! Terri stops by to toss a Red Water to Konata for doing a total of 4528 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Crystal Amplifiers! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Konata - 38 (11 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 17, Tremir - 14, LordLut - 13, Natani - 11, KuRin - 3.

12/21

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Psycho Hikers! You push them off a cliff! mirech and Korath have received Granola Camouflage! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Tremir - 35, Korath - 28, DWing - 10, LordLut - 4, Lazarus - 3.

Killed 12/24

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Ninja Bears! You kick them off their little tricycles and skin them! mirech and Korath have received Bear Coat! Terri stops by to toss a Bear Coat to Zanzarah for doing a total of 3912 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Little Tricycles! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Zanzarah - 17, LordLut - 14, Tremir - 12, Korath - 11, Isamu11 - 8, Lazarus - 3.

Killed 12/25

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Super Saiyans! You fast-forward their show, and they explode in a fit of shaking! mirech and LordLut have received Power Over 9000! Terri stops by to toss a Power Over 9000 to LordLut for doing a total of 4074 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Scouters! Total attacks - Zanzarah - 17, Korath - 15, LordLut - 14, Natani - 5, DWing - 3.

Killed 12/26