OP\'s kaiju RNGdroppies

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pokermans! You catch them all! mirech and Natani have received Pokerballs! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Zanzarah - 14, Lazarus - 13, Natani - 12, KuRin - 4, DWing - 4, Sn4p - 1, Konata - 1.

-0421-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pro Wrestlers! You pin them all at once! 1.. 2.. 3! mirech and Korath have received Shiny Belt! Terri stops by to toss a Shiny Belt to Tremir for doing a total of 4097 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 2, Tremir - 21 (2 Tsuki), Korath - 12, Lazarus - 10, Isamu11 - 9, DWing - 5, Konata - 1.

-4/22-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Drazhar!
You douse it with a firehose, and it scatters to the winds!
mirech and Korath have received Firebrand!
Total attacks - mirech - 8 (2 Tsuki), Lazarus - 36, Korath - 34,
KuRin - 31 (9 Tsuki), Natani - 21, DWing - 10, LordLut - 8, Isamu11 - 8,
haniwaman - 7, Konata - 1, Sn4p - 1.

-4/25-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated AzoJason! AzoJason runs out of flammable liquids... mirech and Sn4p have received Merchant Sigil! Terri stops by to toss a Merchant Sigil to Zanzarah for doing a total of 6912 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 13 (4 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 38 (3 Tsuki), Sn4p - 24, Natani - 10, DWing - 6, haniwaman - 3, Korath - 2, Lazarus - 1, LordLut - 1.

-0426-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pokermans! You catch them all! mirech and Korath have received Pokerballs! Total attacks - mirech - 11, Korath - 17, Natani - 11, DWing - 3, Lazarus - 1.

-0428-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Vampires! You shine sunlight on them, and they melt! mirech and DWing have received Vampire Cloak! Total attacks - mirech - 13, Sn4p - 12, DWing - 4, Korath - 2, Konata - 1, KuRin - 1.

-0428-

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Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Amalga! Amalga splits into rveach and TheSpy to fight over a Scratchy! mirech and Sn4p have received Amalga Eye! Terri stops by to toss a Amalga Eye to LordLut for doing a total of 3315 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 39 (13 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 22 (3 Tsuki), Korath - 13, LordLut - 13, Sn4p - 12, DWing - 6, KuRin - 1, Lazarus - 1.

-0429-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Cardcatchers! You shuffle all their cards - they get confused and run away! mirech and LordLut have received Claw Card! Terri stops by to toss a Claw Card to LordLut for doing a total of 3458 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 42 (14 Tsuki), LordLut - 14, Korath - 14, Sn4p - 13, Natani - 10, Konata - 1.

-0501-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Drift Racers! You countersteer their overdrift, or something - success! mirech and Sn4p have received Late-Night Snack! Total attacks - mirech - 16, Sn4p - 14, Natani - 12, Korath - 3, DWing - 3, KuRin - 1.

-0501-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Go Players! You force them to resign! mirech and Sn4p have received Go Piece! Total attacks - mirech - 42 (14 Tsuki), Sn4p - 12, Natani - 10, Korath - 1, KuRin - 1.

-0503-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Robert the Sage!
He nods at your prowess, taking his leave.
mirech and RazorHog have received Senjutsu Reserves!
Terri stops by to toss a Senjutsu Reserves to Zanzarah for doing a total of 2566 Damage!
Your Village receives the Upgrade Senjutsu Training Center!
Total attacks - Korath - 48 (16 Tsuki), LordLut - 42 (14 Tsuki)
, Zanzarah - 33 (9 Tsuki), RazorHog - 25 (5 Tsuki), TypeSet - 24 (4 Tsuki)
, Lazarus - 18 (4 Tsuki), Tremir - 17, Sn4p - 12, KuRin - 11 (2 Tsuki), Natani - 10.

-5/4-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Xochitl!
She breaks apart and the spiders flee!
mirech and RazorHog have received Thunderclaw Ring!
Terri stops by to toss a Thunderclaw Ring to RazorHog for doing a total of 2244 Damage!
Total attacks - mirech - 48 (16 Tsuki), RazorHog - 24 (4 Tsuki),
Natani - 9, DWing - 4 (1 Tsuki), LordLut - 1, Korath - 1, KuRin - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated AzoJason! AzoJason runs out of flammable liquids... mirech and haniwaman have received Merchant Sigil! Total attacks - mirech - 27, Natani - 19, haniwaman - 17, DWing - 12, KuRin - 2, LordLut - 2, Konata - 1, Lazarus - 1.

-0507-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated DemonPupp!
DemonPupp runs away, chasing his tail.
mirech and Lazarus have received Kaiju Memento!
Terri stops by to toss a Kaiju Memento to Megamatt for doing a total of 3605 Damage!
Total attacks - mirech - 15, Megamatt - 18 (1 Tsuki), Natani - 13, Sn4p - 11,
Lazarus - 10, Korath - 3, DWing - 2, LordLut - 1, Konata - 1.

-5/8-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Dakralai!
The Dakralai sinks into the floorboards, laughing evilly!
mirech and Korath have received Hacksaw!
Terri stops by to toss a Hacksaw to LordLut for doing a total of 2964 Damage!
Total attacks - mirech - 54 (18 Tsuki), Korath - 15, LordLut - 12,
Sn4p - 12, Natani - 11, Lazarus - 6, DWing - 3, Konata - 1.

-5/9-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Millennium!
Meat-pies and 'juice' for everyone!
mirech and Sn4p have received Dramatic Monologue!
Terri stops by to toss a Dramatic Monologue to Zanzarah for doing a total of 4032 Damage!
Total attacks - mirech - 16, RazorHog - 29 (6 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 28 (5 Tsuki),
Korath - 15, Lazarus - 13, Sn4p - 12, Natani - 11, DWing - 3, KuRin - 1, LordLut - 1.

-5/10-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Bishounen!
You stomp their pretty little faces in!
mirech and KuRin have received Perfect Hair!
Total attacks - mirech - 18, Korath - 15, Natani - 11, KuRin - 8, Konata - 1

-5/11-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Cardcatchers!
You shuffle all their cards - they get confused and run away!
mirech and Natani have received Claw Card!
Total attacks - Korath - 25, Natani - 22, haniwaman - 13, DWing - 8, Konata - 1, KuRin - 1.

-5/13-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Robert the Sage!
He nods at your prowess, taking his leave.
mirech and Korath have received Senjutsu Reserves!
Terri stops by to toss a Senjutsu Reserves to Tremir for doing a total of 3208 Damage!
Total attacks - Tremir - 19, Korath - 19, Lazarus - 10, DWing - 3.

-5/14-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Millennium!
Meat-pies and 'juice' for everyone!
mirech and Korath have received Dramatic Monologue!
Terri stops by to toss a Dramatic Monologue to RazorHog for doing a total of 2432 Damage!
Total attacks - mirech - 35 (9 Tsuki), RazorHog - 21 (2 Tsuki), Korath - 17,
Lazarus - 13, KuRin - 4, Zanzarah - 3, DWing - 3, Konata - 1.

-5/16-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Console Elitists! You beat them with your handheld games of awesome! mirech and Natani have received Money Printer! Total attacks - Korath - 21, Megamatt - 15, Sn4p - 13, Natani - 10, DWing - 7, Zanzarah - 5 (1 Tsuki), KuRin - 1, LordLut - 1.

-0518-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Storm Riders!
You out-trick them, and they mope away!
mirech and LordLut have received Regalia!
Terri stops by to toss a Regalia to LordLut for doing a total of 2769 Damage!
Total attacks - mirech - 16, Konata - 26 (8 Tsuki), Korath - 22, Sn4p - 14,
LordLut - 12, Isamu11 - 8, Natani - 5, Lazarus - 5, DWing - 3, haniwaman - 2.

-5/23-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Shanks! Shanks senses a Mahjong game far off, and vanishes! mirech and RazorHog have received Lightning Draw! Terri stops by to toss a Lightning Draw to Tremir for doing a total of 4335 Damage! Your Village receives the Upgrade Boneyard! Total attacks - KuRin - 21 (7 Tsuki), RazorHog - 20 (2 Tsuki), Korath - 20, Zanzarah - 17, Tremir - 15, Natani - 12, LordLut - 12, Lazarus - 12, Isamu11 - 9, DWing - 3.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Ham!
Ham disappears from whence he came!
mirech and Korath have received Something Good!
Terri stops by to toss a Something Good to Konata for doing a total of 11564 Damage!
Your Village receives the Upgrade Wildcat Formation!
Total attacks - Konata - 58 (11 Tsuki), Korath - 43 (14 Tsuki),
RazorHog - 40 (10 Tsuki), Natani - 21, Zanzarah - 15, Lazarus - 5, LordLut - 1.

-5/27-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Forum Trolls! You remind them of the basements they live in! mirech and KuRin have received Troll Account! Total attacks - Sn4p - 58, Korath - 19, KuRin - 15 (4 Tsuki), DWing - 10, Zanzarah - 3, Konata - 2, Lazarus - 2, LordLut - 1.

-0531-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Giant Cockroach!
Your village gets together and crushes it!
mirech and Korath have received Carapace Armor!
Terri stops by to toss a Carapace Armor to Korath for doing a total of 1586 Damage!
Total attacks - Sn4p - 14, Korath - 13, KuRin - 3 (1 Tsuki), LordLut - 1.

-6/1-