OP\'s kaiju RNGdroppies

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Evanjellyons!
You pull their plugs and wait five minutes - victory!
mirech and Sn4p have received Plug Suit!
Total attacks - Sn4p - 31, KuRin - 18 (5 Tsuki),
Korath - 15, Natani - 11, Konata - 1, LordLut - 1.

-6/3-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Robot Monkeys!
You stomp them into pieces!
mirech and Sn4p have received Monkey Cymbals!
Total attacks - Sn4p - 29, Lazarus - 11, KuRin - 6 (2 Tsuki),
Korath - 4, DWing - 4, Konata - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Forum Trolls!
You remind them of the basements they live in!
mirech and Korath have received Troll Account!
Total attacks - KuRin - 42 (14 Tsuki), Korath - 30, DWing - 7, Konata - 2.

-6/14-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Faroth!
Faroth sneaks away in the dark.
mirech and KuRin have received Kaiju Memento!
Terri stops by to toss a Kaiju Memento to KuRin for doing a total of 2188 Damage!
Total attacks - Lazarus - 39 (13 Tsuki), KuRin - 37 (12 Tsuki),
Sn4p - 11, Korath - 10, Konata - 7, DWing - 5, LordLut - 1.

-6/16-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pokermans!
You catch them all! mirech and Sn4p have received Pokerballs!
Total attacks - Sn4p - 29, KuRin - 22 (2 Tsuki), Korath - 12,
Nempsis - 4, DWing - 4, Konata - 2.

-6/18-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pokermans!
You catch them all! mirech and Korath have received Pokerballs!
Terri stops by to toss a Pokerballs to Uzachiha for doing a total of 2850 Damage!
Total attacks - Lazarus - 30 (10 Tsuki), Uzachiha - 25 (5 Tsuki),
Korath - 11, KuRin - 3 (1 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 2.

-6/19-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated EvilTaxi! The Taxi screams off into the night, delivering another soul to the Great Drift Mountain in the sky! mirech and Korath have received Tire Tracks! Terri stops by to toss a Tire Tracks to Korath for doing a total of 5214 Damage! Total attacks - Lazarus - 45 (15 Tsuki), Korath - 19, Sn4p - 14, Uzachiha - 14, Konata - 2, Zanzarah - 2.

-0619-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Zodiac Girlyboys!
You hug them all at once and open a zoo!
mirech and Natani have received Fruits Basket!
Terri stops by to toss a Fruits Basket to Lazarus for doing a total of 200 Damage!
Total attacks - KuRin - 30 (10 Tsuki), Sn4p - 14, Nempsis - 14,
Natani - 11, Korath - 7, DWing - 4, Zanzarah - 2, Lazarus - 1.

-06/21-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Nine-Tailed Fox!
You seal the Demon! mirech has received Spirit of the Nine-Tailed Fox!
Total attacks - RazorHog - 62 (18 Tsuki), Korath - 42, Sn4p - 29,
KuRin - 29 (6 Tsuki), Nempsis - 26, Natani - 24, DWing - 20,
Konata - 17, Zanzarah - 4, Lazarus - 4.

-06/23-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pro Wrestlers!
You pin them all at once! 1.. 2.. 3!
mirech and Uzachiha have received Shiny Belt!
Terri stops by to toss a Shiny Belt to Uzachiha for doing a total of 2268 Damage!
Total attacks - Uzachiha - 13, Corrosive - 12, Natani - 10, KuRin - 8 (1 Tsuki),
Korath - 7, DWing - 3, Zanzarah - 2, healer - 2, Lazarus - 1, Konata - 1.

-6/24-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Console Elitists! You beat them with your handheld games of awesome! mirech and KuRin have received Money Printer! Terri stops by to toss a Money Printer to Uzachiha for doing a total of 2401 Damage! Total attacks - Uzachiha - 14, KuRin - 12 (4 Tsuki), Lazarus - 10, Natani - 9, Korath - 6, Megamatt - 4, Zanzarah - 2, DWing - 2, Konata - 1.

-0624-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated MageOhki!
MageOhki chases a shiny out of the village!
mirech and DWing have received Pink Skull!
Terri stops by to toss a Pink Skull to Korath for doing a total of 6603 Damage!
Total attacks - KuRin - 45 (13 Tsuki), Korath - 34, DWing - 15,
Lazarus - 13, Zanzarah - 2, Konata - 2, LordLut - 1.

-6/27-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Evanjellyons!
You pull their plugs and wait five minutes - victory!
mirech and Korath have received Plug Suit!
Terri stops by to toss a Plug Suit to Uzachiha for doing a total of 3230 Damage!
Total attacks - Uzachiha - 14, Korath - 12, Natani - 10, Lazarus - 1.

-6/29-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Bishounen!
You stomp their pretty little faces in!
mirech and KuRin have received Perfect Hair!
Terri stops by to toss a Perfect Hair to Lazarus for doing a total of 985 Damage!
Total attacks - Korath - 8, KuRin - 7, Lazarus - 5, DWing - 3, Konata - 1.

-6/30-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Xochitl! She breaks apart and the spiders flee! mirech and Nempsis have received Thunderclaw Ring! Terri stops by to toss a Thunderclaw Ring to KuRin for doing a total of 1806 Damage! Total attacks - Nempsis - 39, Natani - 30, Korath - 21, haniwaman - 20 (5 Tsuki), KuRin - 19 (4 Tsuki), Lazarus - 4, Zanzarah - 2, healer - 2, Konata - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Super Robots!
You smash them into Super Robot rubble!
mirech and Zanzarah have received Soul of Steel!
Terri stops by to toss a Soul of Steel to Zanzarah for doing a total of 9683 Damage!
Total attacks - Zanzarah - 42 (3 Tsuki), Nempsis - 14, Korath - 14,
Natani - 12, Lazarus - 10, KuRin - 5, haniwaman - 3, Konata - 2.

-7/7-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pokermans!
You catch them all! mirech and Megamatt have received Pokerballs!
Total attacks - Nempsis - 15, Korath - 14, Megamatt - 14, Natani - 9,
healer - 2, Zanzarah - 2, Konata - 2, Lazarus - 1, KuRin - 1.

-7/9-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Ninja Bears!
You kick them off their little tricycles and skin them!
mirech and Lazarus have received Bear Coat!
Terri stops by to toss a Bear Coat to Lazarus for doing a total of 1700 Damage!
Total attacks - mirech - 3 (1 Tsuki), Korath - 14, Lazarus - 10,
Natani - 9, KuRin - 4, DWing - 3, Konata - 3 (1 Tsuki).

-7/11-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pro Wrestlers! You pin them all at once! 1.. 2.. 3! mirech and Korath have received Shiny Belt! Total attacks - Natani - 21, Korath - 14, Nempsis - 11, Konata - 6 (1 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 5, DWing - 2, healer - 2, Lazarus - 1.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Shanks! Shanks senses a Mahjong game far off, and vanishes! mirech and Konata have received Lightning Draw! Terri stops by to toss a Lightning Draw to Konata for doing a total of 6346 Damage! Total attacks - mirech - 3 (1 Tsuki), Megamatt - 57 (19 Tsuki), Konata - 53 (17 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 20, Lazarus - 10, Korath - 6, healer - 3.

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Evanjellyons!
You pull their plugs and wait five minutes - victory!
mirech and LordLut have received Plug Suit!
Total attacks - mirech - 3, LordLut - 14,
Natani - 11, DWing - 5, Zanzarah - 5.

-7/19-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pokermans!
You catch them all! mirech and DWing have received Pokerballs!
Total attacks - mirech - 2, LordLut - 29, Nempsis - 13,
Korath - 12, DWing - 8, Zanzarah - 5, Lazarus - 1, Konata - 1.

-7/21-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Pro Wrestlers!
You pin them all at once! 1.. 2.. 3!
mirech and Korath have received Shiny Belt!
Total attacks - LordLut - 13, Korath - 6, Konata - 3, Zanzarah - 3.

-7/22-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated McSmashy!
McSmashy gets bored of your smashable villagers, and smashes his way out!
mirech and Lazarus have received Huggly Teddybear!
Terri stops by to toss a Huggly Teddybear to Lazarus for doing a total of 6471 Damage!
Total attacks - Lazarus - 80 (25 Tsuki), DWing - 21, Natani - 20,
Nempsis - 13, Korath - 13, LordLut - 12, healer - 2, Konata - 1.

-7/25-

Kaiju Victory: Your Village has defeated Model Builders!
You stomp their precious toys to bits!
mirech and Konata have received Remote Scout!
Terri stops by to toss a Remote Scout to Zanzarah for doing a total of 16538 Damage!
Your Village receives the Upgrade Fine Tuning!
Total attacks - mirech - 12 (4 Tsuki), Korath - 114 (37 Tsuki),
Lazarus - 90 (30 Tsuki), Konata - 71 (15 Tsuki), RazorHog - 65 (15 Tsuki), Zanzarah - 60 (3 Tsuki), KuRin - 47 (14 Tsuki), Tremir - 35, LordLut - 32, Natani - 21, DWing - 20, healer - 2, haniwaman - 1, Nempsis - 1.

-7/30-